You’re the most successful cyclist Britain has ever produced so what’s the first thing a national newspaper mentions in an article about you?

Do my thighs look extremely powerful in this?

That’s right, your clothes:

Nicole Cooke, the Olympic and world road race champion, is likely to spend the rest of the season racing in GB colours after the collapse of her Vision 1 team.

Come on, give her a break. Just because she’s a woman surely there was something you could have written about other than the clothes she’s wearing!